NOT CREEPY Lunch Bag

NOT CREEPY Lunch Bag 

Finally, a lunch bag that quietly reassures your coworkers, classmates, or that one overly watchful PTA mom that you are just here to eat a sandwich. Made from sturdy natural cotton canvas, this bag delivers all the lunchtime essentials with none of the suspicious energy. The roll-top closure seals in freshness (and your dignity), while the bold, minimalist NOT CREEPY print makes your turkey wrap feel professionally supervised.

Perfect for the office fridge, the breakroom table, a park bench, your gym locker, or anywhere someone might mistake your lovingly packed leftovers for a cry for help. The neutral canvas pairs with everything, and the wide strap makes it easy to grab on your way out the door — even if you're running late because you spent too long convincing yourself you're normal.

Carry your food. Carry the message. Remind the world: Not creepy. Just hungry.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% natural cotton canvas for durability
• Roll-top closure with hook-and-loop tape for secure sealing
• Wide strap handle for easy carrying
• Crisp, bright text that refuses to be misinterpreted
• Compact one-size dimensions: 8" x 12.5" x 5.5" (20.3 x 31.8 x 14 cm)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Air dry like a responsible adult