A slim, bold can cooler that speaks with a dry wink. Made from sturdy polyester with a soft insulating foam lining, this koozie keeps your drink comfortably chilled while the clean white “NOT CREEPY” print does all the social heavy lifting. Edge-to-edge printing means the message wraps seamlessly around the can — no breaks, no disclaimers, no apologies.
Perfect for backyard hangouts, tailgates, questionable networking events, or any gathering where you want to project confidence with a hint of irony. Lightweight, easy to pack, and available in regular and slim sizes, it’s the sort of tiny accessory that sparks smiles before the first sip.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Durable 100% polyester exterior with edge-to-edge vibrant print
Soft 100% foam liner for grip and insulation
Available in Regular (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim (3.5" x 6") sizes
Lightweight construction for easy carry and pocket storage
High-contrast black-and-white design for bold, legible text
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
