This is the candle you light when you want your home to smell intentional… but you also want people to know you’re absolutely, definitely not lurking in the shadows. Clean soy wax, a cotton wick, and a minimalist label deliver the calm confidence of someone who owns at least one nice throw blanket and has never—not once—done anything creepy.
Choose from twelve artisan scents, each one hand-picked to make guests think, “Wow, they really have their life together.” Whether you go for bright Apple Harvest, comforting Christmas Warmth, or the bold mystery of Coconut Cream + Cardamom, the slow 50–60 hour burn fills your place with a fragrance that’s warm, inviting, and aggressively normal.
The reusable glass jar adds a subtle glow to desks, nightstands, and bathrooms where you definitely did not rehearse conversations before having them. Vegan, non-toxic, and made in the USA, this candle keeps things simple, safe, and pleasantly un-weird.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Eco-friendly soy wax blend with natural essential oils
9oz reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent label
12 curated scents (plus Unscented, for the mysterious purists)
100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant
50–60 hour burn time
Assembled in USA from globally sourced parts
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Burn within sight
Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who pronounces “scent” with a hard S
