NOT CREEPY Tote Bag

NOT CREEPY Tote Bag 

This cotton canvas tote carries quiet confidence with just a pinch of concern. Heavy-weight fabric and reinforced handles give it that “I’m sturdy and reliable” energy, while the understated NOT CREEPY print delivers dry humor so subtle it could pass a background check.

Perfect for farmers’ markets, library trips, wine runs, or any errand where you want strangers to know you’re harmless… but also capable of carrying multiple jars of pesto without fear. It folds naturally into daily routines, softens beautifully over time, and pairs just as well with produce as it does with emotional baggage.

Carry it when you want to make a small, clear statement without shouting — the tote equivalent of a polite nod from across the room. The flat-corner construction keeps your items squared away, and the reinforced stitching means it won’t bail on you under pressure. Available in natural or black for whatever your personal aesthetic of “functional but cheeky” might be.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability that outlasts most gym memberships
• Flat-corner construction keeps items tidy and upright
• Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
• Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India
• Available in natural and black colors

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Do not iron directly over the printed area (unless you enjoy permanent abstract art)
• Spot clean
• Do not bleach
• Line dry