Start your morning with the same energy you bring to community events: calm, supportive, and aggressively not creepy. This mug delivers your coffee and your message simultaneously, announcing to coworkers, baristas, roommates, or the PTA that you are simply here to hydrate and mind your business. No hidden agendas. No weird vibes. Just a responsible adult drinking a warm beverage like a normal person.
Perfect for sipping before attending your niece’s volleyball game, your nephew’s choir recital, or any situation where you want everyone to know you are firmly in the “safe and approachable” category. At home, it pulls double duty as a desk accessory, holding pens, snacks, or that quiet reminder to yourself: “I’m behaving today.”
The glossy ceramic, comfortable handle, and crisp print make it a reliable sidekick for your daily routine. Whether you’re caffeinating, decaffeinating, or pretending to drink something just to look occupied, this mug does the heavy lifting. All you have to do is… not be creepy. Which you’re already crushing.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Microwave-safe for reheating whatever fuel gets you through the day
Dishwasher-safe because you have enough going on
White ceramic body with colored interior and C-shaped handle
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
Glossy, durable print; lead- and BPA-free
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Wash in dishwasher or by hand with warm water and dish soap
