A soft, midweight hoodie for people who just want to look cozy, mind their business, and reassure the world at large that they are absolutely not up to anything weird. The minimalist chest print delivers the message with the calm confidence of someone who arrived early, brought snacks, and has zero ulterior motives. It’s warm, it’s comfortable, and it quietly clears your name before anyone has the chance to side-eye you.
Dropped shoulders and a roomy pouch pocket give it that relaxed “I definitely didn’t come here to cause trouble” silhouette. Inside, the jersey-lined hood feels like a supportive friend who would vouch for your character in court. And because it's produced with ethical, high-standard certifications, you can wrap yourself in softness and moral superiority.
Wear it to weekend errands, casual hangouts, late-night dog walks, or anywhere you want to appear approachable yet mysteriously wholesome. It’s the hoodie that says, “I’m chill… and also legally innocent.”
PRODUCT FEATURES
Jersey-lined two-piece hood for extra warmth and structure
Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit with classic midweight (8.4 oz) fleece
Large pouch pocket for hand warmth and/or holding snacks you definitely didn’t steal
Ethically and sustainably produced; OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified
Ring-spun cotton blend with a smooth 100% cotton face for crisp printing
