NOT CREEPY Long Sleeve Tee

NOT CREEPY Long Sleeve Tee

A high-quality long sleeve shirt delivering the extremely important message that you are, in fact, not creepy. Subtle. Tasteful. Reassuring to the general public. Designed for uncles, godparents, family friends, or any adult who has somehow found themselves at a community event thinking, “I hope nobody misreads this.”

Wear it to a niece’s volleyball game, a nephew’s school recital, a cousin’s improv show, the community center craft fair, or even the gym when you’re just trying to use the treadmill without being side-eyed by the guy curling in the squat rack. Wherever you go, this tee does the social heavy lifting—calmly, politely, firmly.

It’s social SPF: one soft layer of protection against accidental weird vibes. The humor is dry, the tone is polite, and the message is clear. No mascots. No emojis. No shouting. Just the quiet confidence of someone who showed up to support the kids… and then go home like a normal citizen.

Pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or that “I’m only here because they needed someone to help fold the chairs after” energy. Whether you’re cheering, wandering, spectating, or minding your own business at 24 Hour Fitness, this shirt smooths the edges so you don’t have to.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Lightweight 4.2 oz airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
• Retail fit with side seams for a structured, modern silhouette
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
• Runs true to size with tear-away and DTF inner neck labels for comfort
• Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, team or dry: medium heat
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not dry clean