Clean lines and lightweight performance come together in a recycled-poly polo that says exactly what it needs to, and nothing more. The breathable fabric moves with you on the course, at a casual meeting, or during that mysteriously long volunteer shift you somehow got roped into. Moisture-wicking construction and UPF 50+ sun protection keep you cool under pressure—whether you’re sinking a putt or explaining, once again, that you are simply here to support the kids… nothing more.
The minimalist “NOT CREEPY” on the left chest delivers the brand’s trademark dry humor with a straight face. Polished, unfussy, and confidently understated, this polo performs like activewear but carries itself like it has somewhere respectable to be.
PRODUCT FEATURES
100% recycled polyester for breathable, eco-conscious performance
Hydrophilic finish wicks moisture to keep you cool and comfortable
UPF 50+ sun protection for long days outdoors
Lightweight regular fit with ribbed collar and 3-button placket
Subtle sleeve branding (adidas) with left-chest embroidery option
