NOT CREEPY Shorts

NOT CREEPY Shorts

Soft, midweight sweatshorts designed for maximum comfort and minimum suspicion. These relaxed fleece shorts move easily through weekend errands, dog walks, gym warm-ups, or that deeply confusing moment when you accidentally show up early to a kid’s practice and have to loiter with purpose. The minimalist front embroidery keeps things understated—nothing loud, nothing try-hard, just a quiet little announcement that you're here, you're comfy, and you're definitely not hanging around for weird reasons.

The sponge-fleece interior adds plush warmth without bulk, while the athletic cut and drawstring waist create a tailored-but-relaxed silhouette. Lined pockets hold keys, wallets, or your phone (so you have something to stare at when avoiding eye contact on the sidelines). These shorts wear like classics, feel like loungewear, and whisper the exact message you need in certain public spaces: everything is normal here.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 52% ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester (solid colors); heather option 90/10 cotton/poly
• Medium-heavy 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²) sponge fleece for warmth and structure
• Adjustable drawstring waistband for a secure, comfy fit
• Two lined side-entry pockets for essentials
• Clean athletic silhouette with minimal front embroidery

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed