NOT CREEPY T-Shirt
A high-quality shirt delivering the extremely important message that you are, in fact, not creepy. Subtle. Tasteful. Reassuring to the general public. Designed for uncles, godparents, family friends, or any adult who has somehow found themselves at a community event thinking, “I hope nobody misreads this.”
Wear it to a niece’s volleyball game, a nephew’s school recital, a cousin’s improv show, the community center craft fair, or even the gym when you’re just trying to use the treadmill without being side-eyed by the guy curling in the squat rack. Wherever you go, this tee does the social heavy lifting.. calmly, politely, firmly.
It’s social SPF: one soft layer of protection against accidental weird vibes. The humor is dry, the tone is polite, and the message is clear. No mascots. No emojis. No shouting. Just the quiet confidence of someone who showed up to support the kids… and then go home like a normal citizen.
Pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or that “I’m only here because they needed someone to help fold the chairs after” energy. Whether you’re cheering, wandering, spectating, or minding your own business at 24 Hour Fitness, this shirt smooths the edges so you don’t have to.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Premium ringspun cotton (heather colors include polyester blends)
- Lightweight 4.2–4.3 oz/yd² fabric for all-day comfort that doesn’t cling
- Ribbed crewneck with reinforced shoulders for durability
- Retail fit: neat, modern, and not at all suspicious
- Tear-away label (fulfillment includes a printed neck label)
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold (not creepy people separate colors responsibly)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low, avoiding printed area
- Do not dry clean (we’re not doing that)
